Greetings and salutations, fellow web surfer! If you found this page on my site and are actually reading it, holy crap you've got a lot of time on your hands. I mean, really. It's just sad. But here you are. Here we are: me typing, you reading. Both of us wasting time. Together.

I hope you enjoy the site. I started it in 1994 during my sophomore year in college, before I realized that being a computer science major sucked mad ass and switched majors. The site originally began as a collection of--well, you know when e-mail was first becoming popular and everyone was forwarding everyone else all those funny jokes and stories and letters and stuff? Yeah, I know: people still do that. But remember when it wasn't annoying? When it was all new and fresh and funny? Well, I started the site back then as a repository of sorts for all the e-mails I got that I thought were really, genuinely funny. And everything is still here; I've never removed a page. Some of the material has aged well, some of it not so much. You can find most of that original stuff in the miscellaneous humor section.

Since then, I've added other sections. Some of them are lame. Like Usual Suspects images. I mean, come on! I guess I really liked the movie when it came out, so I put up a page for it, but it's pretty dumb. I suppose I could just delete it. But a) it's content, and b) I'm lazy. Other sections are pretty cool though. I've written a lot of reviews and occasionally still do. I'm still adding funny stuff from time to time.

I've also redesigned the site's graphics and coding a few times over the years. This site used to be kinda ugly. But I'm pretty happy with it right now. The most recent iteration uses a really cool CSS drop-down menu at the top, which unfortunately only works with Mozilla-based browsers like Mozilla, Netscape and Firefox. Hopefully, Internet Crapxplorer and Safari will eventually be able to handle it, too. It's super-dope and if you can't see it, you don't know what you're missing.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by at my little corner of the web and wasting time with me.

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