An Interesting Point

Date: Mon, 12 Aug 1996 16:08:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: AMBROSIA


Love Dungeon's Note: The guy who wrote this (AMBROSIA) is Jewish. Just so ya know...

Damn those Jews, if only someone could come up with a way to systematically annihilate them!

Ooh, that reminds me, you guys are gonna love this. I am NOT making any of the following up, but some guy wrote a paper in the 70's that my friend has to read for class. In this paper, the guy asserts that scientific methods can be applied to people to determine the abilities and intelligence of average individuals with respect to their race. He of course goes on to show the Raw Nigga to be the dumbest son of a bitch but here is the kicker:

"Apparently [Wad Volume] is inversely proportional to intelligence"

[I paraphrased for clarity]

Because the stupid person will have less opportunities to reproduce, his amount of ejaculate must be greater to ensure a greater chance of fertilization!!!

I swear I am still not making this up, so this guy goes on to measure (weigh?) the amount of ejaculate from various (volunteering?) individuals.

The results are something like this:

All the volumes were normalized to the Black Man's Wad volume. Whatever average the black man spewed was set to "1.0" and everybody else's was measured on this scale.

Black: 1.00
White: 0.97
Asian: 0.24
Euro Jew: 0.15

Thank goodness for science.

This is of course an endless source of wit and humor for me. This guy managed to insult everybody. You're either stupid or have a kink in your hose.

I think this guy forgot to consider accuracy. That's where we Jews and Asians clearly excel, when I was in Laos, I hit a girl in the eye from 1500 meters in crosswinds. Maybe 8 or 10 men in the world could have made that shot.

Stuff to think about.

AMBROSIA
Damn you, let the rabbits wear glasses!


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