DR. SEUSS MEETS PULP FICTION

Contributed by: "C.Silcock"

I would not eat Royale with Cheese,
So do not even ask me, please.

I won't eat fries with mayonnaise,
I would not touch them anyways.

I would not drink five-dollar shake,
'Cause it gives me tummy-ache.

If I snort some uncut smack,
Blood and mucus I will yak.

"Why don't you eat pork?" you whine,
It's just 'cause I don't dig on swine.

Would you could you with a shrimp?
Would you could you with the Gimp?

I would not do so, but instead,
I think I'll blow off Marvin's head.

See also OJ Simpson meets Dr. Seuss

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