"Roxanne" Nose Jokes
- Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on
- Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
- Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you
wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
- Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
- Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you
were fifteen minutes late.
- Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell
your own ear.
- Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you
wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
- Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose that's
important. It's what's in it that matters.
- Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's
- Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for
- Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The
orchestra keeps changing tempo.
- Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
- Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet
- Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them
this to perch on.
- Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
- Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
- Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
- French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles
until you leave.
- Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at
- Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't
- Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
- Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
- Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and
smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
- Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their
- Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?