"Roxanne" Nose Jokes

From the movie "Roxanne", starring Steve Martin
  1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

  2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.

  3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.

  4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.

  5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.

  6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.

  7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.

  8. Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important. It's what's in it that matters.

  9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle.

  10. Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.

  11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.

  12. Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."

  13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?

  14. Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.

  15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.

  16. Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.

  17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?

  18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.

  19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.

  20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.

  21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.

  22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!

  23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.

  24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.

  25. Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

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