How to Identify the Driver's Home: An FYI Guide


One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California*
*with gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accellerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on Latte', one finger in nose, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle


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