180 Uses for Dead Babies


1. Doorstops.

2. Footballs.

3. Decoy ducks.

4. Dog or cat chew toys.

5. Scratching posts.

6. Punching bags.

7. Smoke bombs.

8. Book ends.

9. Pincushions.

10. Floatation devices.

11. Air fresheners.

12. Fishing lures.

13. Cutlery stands.

14. Shooting range targets.

15. Pillows.

16. Speed bumps.

17. Duffel bags.

18. Doormats.

19. Paper weights.

20. Dartboards.

21. Microwaveable treats.

22. Housewarming gifts.

23. Lawn ornaments.

24. Shotputs.

25. Fertilizer.

26. Hood ornaments.

27. Shark bait.

28. Wind socks.

29. Shoes.

30. Hats.

31. Protein supplements.

32. Maggot farms.

33. Perfumes.

34. Mexican pi$atas.

35. Wheel Chocks

36. Red ribbon inker

37. Trailer stabilizers

38. Anchors

39. Ginsu knife commercials

40. Basketball

41. Paper Towels

42. Vaccuum Cleaner Bags

43. Third Passenger for Carpool lane

44. Dogfood Additive

45. Memo Pad

46. Book Mark

47. Paint Brush

48. Wind Chimes

49. Frisbee

50. Hackey Sack

51. Soccer Ball

52. Skeet Practice

53. Square Dance Partner

54. Water Saver in Toilet Tank

55. Abortion Poster Child

56. Sysop

57. BBS User

58. Air Deflector on Aircraft Carrier

59. Broom

60. Bouey

61. Roadside Flair

62. Mantle Piece

63. Fireplace Poker

64. Kindling

65. Toilet Paper

66. Hors d'oeuvres

67. Kitchen Utensil 'Catchall'

68. BBQ Grill Cleaner

69. Bathtub Plug

70. Toilet Plunger

71. Scouring Pad

72. Pot Holder

73. Rubber Stamp

74. Tie to Bumper for Weddings

75. Car Ramps for Auto Repair

76. Pry Bar

77. Baseball Bat

78. Flag on Golf Course Hole Pin

79. Swimming Pool Toy

80. Easter Basket Treats

81. Thanksgiving Dinner

82. Christmas Gifts

83. Scarecrow

84. Lawn Jockey

85. City Hall Statue

86. Spacer for uneven desk legs

87. Ink Well

88. Refrigerator Magnet

89. Baby Food Mascott

90. Congressman

91. Pooper Scooper

92. Sun Dial (clock)

93. Pet

94. MTV Veejay

95. Navy Officer

96. Surge Protector

97. Archery Practice

98. Hockey Goalie Face Mask

99. Inflatable Boat Fenders

100. Halloween Mask

101. Nut Cracker

102. Drink Coaster

103. Ashtray

104. Love/Sex Toy

105. Fishing Bob

106. Inexpensive Cabbage Patch Doll

107. Packaging Filler

108. Bass Drum

109. Candlestick Holder

110. Christmas Tree Stand

111. Gear Shift Knob

112. Hub Cap (Set of four)

113. Rearveiw Mirror Fuzzy Dice

114. Ottoman

115. Spaghetti sauce

116. Lamp Shade

117. Door Knobs

118. Mini Blind Cleaner

119. Chamois Cloth

120. Wastepaper Basket

121. Church Gargoyle

122. Paking Meter

123. Conversational Piece

124. Eye Shadow Applicator

125. Crack Pipe

126. Bong

127. Beer Keg Pump

128. Oil Filter

129. Jumper Cables

130. Spare Tire

131. Coat Hanger

132. Circuit Breaker

133. Auto Pilot

134. Kleenex

135. Luau Pig

136. Bird's Nest

137. Neon Light Tester

138. Skiis

139. Sled

140. Baseball Mit

141. Hotdog, with Katsup

142. Dog's Water Bowl

143. Coffee Filter

144. Football Helmet

145. Cellular Phone Antenna

146. Adjustable Scale

147. Purse/Pocketbook

148. Disk Drive Cleaner

149. Hammer

150. Gravy

151. Beavis & Butthead's Cousin

152. Boomerang

153. Light Bulb

154. Popsicle Stick

155. Tampon

156. Maxi Pad

157. Fabric Softner (Bounce)

158. Boat Dock Cleat

159. Paint Roller

160. Copenhagen Snuff Can

161. Flower Pot/Vase

162. Checkbook Cover

163. Printer Stand

164. Carbon Paper

165. Parachute

166. Drinking Straw

167. Golf Club

168. Canoe

169. Polo Mallet

170. Printer Paper

171. Picture Frame

172. Dinner Plate

173. Condom

174. Underwear

175. Shoe Shiner

176. Floor Polisher

177. Toater Pop-tarts

178. Seat Cushion

179. Life Preserver

180. Birthday Cake


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