AOL Sucks Dick: An Explanation
Subject: Re: America On-Line provides fellatio?!?
From: email@example.com (Peter A. Mangiafico)
> You stupid retard. AOL SUCKS dick. You must have no penis, it's damn
> aolers like you that screw over the Internet.
Hmm, let me see if I can translate this post from 13-year-old-speak to English:
"You stupid retard." - Dear sir, "AOL SUCKS dick." - We are pleased to announce that among its traditional online services, American Online will now provide fellatio as a bonus service to long standing members. "You must have no penis," - Even those males who are anatomically challenged can benefit from our new incentive, "it's damn the aolers like you" - as can members that are destined to end up in hell. "that screw over the Internet." - We would also like to note that cross-continental intercourse is currently in beta stage development and nearing completion. Thanks again to our many supporters over the Internet!
I hope I got that right.