Computer Acronyms


APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

SCSI
System Can't See It

DOS
Defunct Operating System

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW
World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs


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