Some Autobiographical Haikus

A year in New York,
I still can't stand the Subway.
Touching strangers! Yuck!

The mouse in my home
Continues to annoy me.
I'll call him Mickey.

Those blue oxford shirts,
Emblazoned with the logo:
Kinko's. God help me!

Yay! Here's my paycheck!
Power, phone, student loan bills.
Hey! Where's my paycheck?