Some Autobiographical Haikus


A year in New York,
I still can't stand the Subway.
Touching strangers! Yuck!


The mouse in my home
Continues to annoy me.
I'll call him Mickey.


Those blue oxford shirts,
Emblazoned with the logo:
Kinko's. God help me!


Yay! Here's my paycheck!
Power, phone, student loan bills.
Hey! Where's my paycheck?


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